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A conversation with my friend ed…

10/13/2009

Luke says: can you see the fridge?

Edd says:

yes

it looks hot

Luke says:

theres no rhinos

you were wrong

 

Edd says:

I ate them.

Luke says:

there is 75 turtles

Edd says:

There are no turtles

They are mini rhinos.

Luke says:

ooh

mayo?

yes

butter?

yes

Edd says:

yes.

Luke says:

milk?

yes

Edd says:

maybe

I don’t know.

Can you repeat the question?

Luke says:

butter?

Edd says:

yes

Luke says:

correct

there is butter

in the fridge

with the rhinos.

red pepper?

green pepper?

Edd says:

no

yes

red

but no green.

the same goes for apples

and lemons

and sausages

and peanuts

Luke says:

cottage cheese?

Edd says:

yes

Luke says:

wrong. there is no cottage cheese.

Edd says:

It’s slightly off though, as you open the fridge door you can hear the cheese breathing heavily. You walk towards and notice it is not cottage cheese at all, it is infact, a turtle wearing a party hat.

Luke says:

lol

Edd says:

You laugh out loud.

You then pick up the turtle and pleasure it using your fingernails.

Luke says:

lol….

*tickles*

Edd says:

You tickle the turtle.

It responds violently.

With cottage cheese.

Luke says:

IM BLIND!!!!

Edd says:

You are blinded.

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